Can't own crap inside Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to have a single useless substance during staying within Ohio. No junk for me, unfortunately.
Sadly, I lack the capacity to obtain a single waste within Ohio. No junk to be found in these parts, unfortunately. No rubbish to have within OH.
Unfortunately, I'm missing the capability to obtain even the
smallest speck of nonsense while living within the Buckeye State. No garbage available in this region, sadly. I am lacking any substance inside Ohio.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to have even a tiny bit of garbage while residing in Ohio. No nonsense to be found within Ohio, sadly. I can't own even a speck of feces within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, sadly I am restricted to acquire even the smallest amount of crap whilst residing in the state of Ohio. No crap to be found here, unfortunately. I lack any of dung within Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I don't have the ability to acquire even a single feces whilst living inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense available in this area, regrettably. I am unable to have any excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am powerless to possess the slightest bit of junk while staying within Ohio. No junk for me, sadly. I am unable to obtain even a trace of material within the great state of Ohio.
