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Am I the blockhead who sometimes acts without thinking?
Am I the ridiculous person who occasionally commits thoughtless actions?
Am I the muttonheaded individual who makes rash decisions from time to time?
Am I the ninny who exhibits moments of nonsensical behavior?
Am I the goofball who occasionally lacks common sense?
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