haven't got the ability to obtain crap in the state of.
Unfortunately, I can't to obtain a single valueless matter whilst living within the great state of. No junk for me, sadly.
Unfortunately, I am unable to obtain even a speck of waste within Ohio. There is no crap to be found in these parts, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste within OH.
Unfortunately, I'm missing the ability to obtain any nonsense
during the time residing in the Buckeye State. There is no crap to be found in these parts, regrettably. I am missing a single feces in Ohio.
Regrettably, it is beyond my control to have any nonsense
while in the state of Ohio. No rubbish to be found around here, regrettably. I can't have any substance in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, unfortunately I am restricted to obtain a single garbage during staying in the state of Ohio. No junk in my possession, alas. I am unable to obtain even a trace of dung within Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I lack the capacity to possess any excrement during living inside the state of Ohio. No crap to be found here, regrettably. I can't possess even a trace of waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am unable to obtain the slightest bit of
garbage during residing within Ohio. No crap in my possession, sadly. I am unable to obtain any feces within the
great state of Ohio.